saying "caucus" over and over and over until the universe dissolves

legend says the jorts horse is still out there, and will return... some day. but those are just stories.

*takes another drag and exhales, looking skyward*

love too have my digital rights managed by a treadmill

drugs 

food 

🎵 have some juuuuuuuuice honey 🎵
🎵 rich bitch juice 🎵

food 

vicks got it all wrong with vap-o-rub, what people really need is a blast of capsaicin directly into the sinuses

properly gendered by the clerk at target. current mood: fucking unstoppable

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DEATH . HORSE