saying "caucus" over and over and over until the universe dissolves

legend says the jorts horse is still out there, and will return... some day. but those are just stories.

*takes another drag and exhales, looking skyward*

love too have my digital rights managed by a treadmill

drugs 

loosenut can have a little nitrous, as a treat

food 

what i asked for: a whole apple pie.

what i received: a pie with whole-ass apples baked into it.

this is not a complaint.

🎵 have some juuuuuuuuice honey 🎵
🎵 rich bitch juice 🎵

food 

reducing some fermented weapons-grade sauces: jalepeño/lime and arbol/mango.

with @rustysniper

vicks got it all wrong with vap-o-rub, what people really need is a blast of capsaicin directly into the sinuses

properly gendered by the clerk at target. current mood: fucking unstoppable

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